OVERVIEW

Welcome to the ZGB Store—yes, that ZGB. By wandering into our domain (a.k.a. this website) or buying our stuff, you agree to play by these rules.
“We,” “us,” and “our” refers to ZGB Store. “You” refers to you, brave internet traveler.

ZGB Store gives you this site, the info on it, the tools, and the sweet violent merch—but only if you accept everything on this page.
If you don’t agree? Close the tab, run, survive.

These Terms apply to anyone who visits the site: browsers, shoppers, fans, haters, people who got here by accident, and that one guy who only buys heads.

By using this website, you’re saying:
“Yes, ZGB overlords, I accept your rules.”
If you don’t, then unfortunately you may not shop here, smash here, or do anything here.

Any future features or tools added to the store (and oh, there will be more) also follow these Terms.
We may update or mutate these Terms at any time, and by staying here you're agreeing to the newest version—even if you didn’t read it. (We know you didn’t.)

Our store is powered by Shopify, who handle the boring technical wizardry so we can focus on making dangerous-looking things.

SECTION 1 – ONLINE STORE TERMS

By agreeing to these Terms, you confirm you’re old enough to legally buy stuff—big stuff, sharp stuff, weird stuff.

You may not use our products for illegal acts (seriously… don’t).
Don’t break laws using our store or your new toys.

Definitely don’t upload viruses, worms, or evil code unless you want swift banishment.

Break these rules and we may terminate your access faster than a sword to a watermelon zombie skull.

SECTION 2 – GENERAL CONDITIONS

We can refuse service to anyone for any reason. (Especially if you’re rude. Zombies are rude enough already.)

Your non-payment data may bounce around various networks in a non-encrypted form, which is normal.
Your credit card info is encrypted. We like your money too much not to protect it.

Don’t steal, clone, exploit, or repurpose our Service without asking.
If you want to collaborate, shoot us an email instead of committing digital crimes.

Section titles are for humans. Don’t overthink them.

SECTION 3 – ACCURACY OF INFORMATION

Sometimes the info on this site isn’t perfect.
Sometimes things change.
Sometimes we typo.
You get the idea.

Use this site at your own risk and double-check info if it’s important to you.

Historical info is just that—historical. It may be older than half the zombies in our videos.

SECTION 4 – CHANGES TO THE SERVICE & PRICES

Prices change. Products change. Sometimes things go out of stock.
Sometimes they come back from the dead.

We can modify or discontinue anything at any time without notice.
We are not responsible for any emotional trauma this may cause.

SECTION 5 – PRODUCTS & SERVICES

Some items exist only online.
Some are limited.
Some are made of foam, latex, resin, or the tears of our camera operators.

We try to show colors accurately, but screens lie.
We can limit purchases if something’s getting scalped.

We do not guarantee that the product you imagined in your head will perfectly match reality.
(But we try. And our heads are pretty dang awesome.)

SECTION 6 – BILLING & ACCOUNT INFO

We reserve the right to reject orders if they look suspicious or reseller-ish.

Please give us accurate info so your stuff actually arrives at your house and not your weird neighbor’s.

For more details, see our Returns Policy (also thrilling reading).

SECTION 7 – OPTIONAL TOOLS

We may offer optional third-party tools. They’re provided “as is,” meaning:
Use them at your own risk.
They are not our fault.
Don’t yell at us if they break.

Future features may appear like magic; they will also follow these Terms.

SECTION 8 – THIRD-PARTY LINKS

You may find links to third-party sites.
We do not own those sites.
We do not control those sites.
We are not responsible for those sites.

If you have issues with third-party products, talk to the third party, not us.

SECTION 9 – USER COMMENTS & SUBMISSIONS

If you send us ideas, comments, suggestions, fan art, or hate mail, you agree that we can use it however we want—forever.
No compensation.
No confidentiality.
No drama.

Don’t post anything illegal, hateful, virus-y, or just generally gross.
You’re responsible for your comments, not us.

SECTION 10 – PERSONAL INFORMATION

Your personal info is protected by our Privacy Policy.
Read it if you’re into that sort of thing.

SECTION 11 – ERRORS & OMISSIONS

Sometimes the site has mistakes, wrong prices, incorrect shipping estimates, or typos.
We reserve the right to fix anything at any time, including after an order is placed.

We don’t promise to update info unless required by law.

SECTION 12 – PROHIBITED USES

Don’t use the site to:

• Break laws

• Hurt people

• Upload viruses

• Harass, discriminate, or threaten

• Steal data

• Spam us

• Do weird creepy stuff

• Mess with the site’s security

Break these rules and you’re out.

SECTION 13 – WARRANTY DISCLAIMER & LIABILITY LIMITATION

We don’t promise the Service will always work perfectly.
We don’t promise the internet won’t glitch.
We don’t promise your order won’t take a detour through the Upside Down.

Your use of the site is at your own risk.

We’re not liable for damages of any kind—direct, indirect, emotional, psychological, zombie-related, or otherwise.

Some places don’t allow certain liability disclaimers, so in those places, we’ll follow the local rules.

SECTION 14 – INDEMNIFICATION

If someone sues us because you violated these Terms or did something chaotic, you agree to cover our backs.

SECTION 15 – SEVERABILITY

If a part of these Terms is found unenforceable, the rest still stands strong like a well-built ZGB test dummy.

SECTION 16 – TERMINATION

You can quit the Service at any time by abandoning the site.
We can terminate your access too—especially if you break stuff.

Any obligations before termination still apply after termination.
You don’t get to escape those.

SECTION 17 – ENTIRE AGREEMENT

This document, plus anything else we post, is the whole agreement between you and us.
Anything older is now undead and irrelevant.

SECTION 18 – GOVERNING LAW

These Terms follow the laws of the United States.
Nothing international.
No zombie law.
No knife-fight arbitration.

SECTION 19 – CHANGES TO TERMS

You can always read the latest version here.
We update these Terms whenever we feel like it.

If you keep using the site after changes are posted, that means you accept them—whether you read them or not.

SECTION 20 – CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions, concerns, confessions, or challenges to Mortal Kombat should be sent to:
zgbstore@gmail.com