ZGB Shipping Policy (a.k.a. How Your Stuff Crawls to You)

A lot of our custom goodies—like the Ivan Heads, Sammie Heads, and other delightful abominations—are made to order, which means they take up to three weeks to create, cure, assemble, bless, curse, and finally ship.
Translation: Please don’t panic if it doesn’t show up tomorrow.

Before you order, check the product description for timing. Some stuff ships fast. Some stuff is basically a small corpse and needs time.
If you’re buying for a birthday, holiday, or sacrificial ceremony, order early so we don’t ruin your big moment.

Also, real talk: these heads are heavy. Like, “if you drop it on your foot, you’ll remember it forever” heavy. Shipping prices will reflect the fact that mailing a fake human head is not the same as mailing socks.

Need a rush order because you procrastinated or your zombie apocalypse preparedness score is low?

Email us at zgbstore@gmail.com and we’ll do our best to work something out (no promises, but we do try to be awesome).